luseboy Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Your bank account statement shows that the automotive parts expense over your account history is second only to gas. I guess I better start eating car parts and drinking gas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebekahsZ Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 When your patients return for their annual check-up and ask: "You got that car running yet?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luseboy Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 When your patients return for their annual check-up and ask: "You got that car running yet?" haha and your reply is "not yet... I wish!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proxlamus© Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 (edited) when your girlfriend says.. "how do I open the door? I can't find the handle" Edited February 20, 2012 by proxlamus© Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebekahsZ Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Show her once and if she can't figure it out-dump her fast. My wife hates cars and it has been 23 years of hell. OK that is a little harsh, just suffice it to say she hates cars, especially z-cars. Damn shame she is so pretty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboHLS30 Posted February 21, 2012 Author Share Posted February 21, 2012 When your teachers from freshman year ask you if you got your Datsun running yet, and the answer is always, "Almost, I just have (explains parts list)", and really it turns out as a lot more than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzydicerule Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 when you quite literally have spent more time wiring than you have driving the damn car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzydicerule Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 (edited) mods delete please Edited February 21, 2012 by Fuzzydicerule Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzydicerule Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 (edited) Wow, i havent triple posted in a long time, damn laptops. Delete as well please Edited February 21, 2012 by Fuzzydicerule Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afbrian13 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 You can spot all the Datsun's in Cars 2, and your 5year old girl spots them too! (Thats looks like your "racecar" Daddy!) I don't have the heart to explain to the 5 and 3 yo that N/A zx motor+stripped interior+5different shades of black spray paint doesn't = racecar:-) My wife started pointing out Z's to me while we're driving too! When your 5yo girl and 3yo boy know the "trick" to get the passenger door opened and closed right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letitsnow Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 You do this, just because. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calvin280zxt Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 You know you own a datsun when the rusting keeps you awake at night You dont have the heart to scrap your parts car that you can see 3 of 4 tires from the drivers seat Have seriously thought of bolting zinc anodes onto it Have gone on many a test drive to test your new part with major parts missing(taillights bumpers hood insurance..) Have to insure it every year even though it looks like garbage with different fenders and primer spread about Have no exhaustt due to 5 speed install 2 years ago and still drive it because "turbo cars dont need reeaallly need mufflers" Have been at over 100mph and had your fenders fly up like wings simultaniously because the tiny c clamps holding them on fell off (parts car true story) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldAndyAndTheSea Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 You know you own a Datsun when you've sat on that sharp little lip for the door weatherstripping MORE than you've sat in your actual seats. or You hold your breath every time you either start the car, or look under the carpet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yem73z Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 U know u own a datsun when u think back and wonder "what would I do without my welder" or still in the market for a good welder to do some rust repairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calvin280zxt Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 You get waay to exited when theres one in a movie or comercial Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luseboy Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 You get really excited and wave when you see a Z on the road but you get a funny look back from the driver of said Z. Only later do you realize that you were acctually driving your daily driver and that your Z is nowhere near road worthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surpip Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 When you can take your earwax out with a magnet (mostly slag) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S130Z Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 You know you own a Datsun when you carry around a full set of sockets, box and open end wrenches, a spare fuel pump and an emergency wiring kit in your hatch just in case you brake down on the side of the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gollum Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 (edited) You know you own a Datsun when: you own 5 cars, one of which you actually paid money for, yet it's the S30 that you'd like to keep. you spend more time measuring engines in junkyards than pulling parts. you keep a random assortment of macgyver knick-knacks in your car in case you need to perform road-side repair. you drive by moonlight alone, not out of choice... something falls off your car while driving and you just say "hush hush baby, you didn't need that piece anyways, look you're faster now" you can't find something in your car and assume it must have fell through a rust hole, and that's a valid assumption. Edited March 31, 2012 by Gollum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebekahsZ Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 This is my favorite thread on the forum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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