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auxilary

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  1. no. half way through the race (2 days), all teams vote on "People's Curse", basically a car that either pisses off the most people, or has obviously cheated/lied on their cost/build, or caused crashes/wrecks. All teams vote on it, and the one with most votes gets punished.
  2. or you could just buy an imported engine from a nissan pulsar GTIR, which is an awd sr20det
  3. why so much resistance from you guys? I figured you'd all be amped to jump on some corny electrical humor? Maybe I need some more current humor
  4. Isn't that what I just said about a proton on page 2? On a side note, if we didn't have electricity, we'd be ohmless
  5. ask him how much he's willing to give you for your dignity and anal virginity!
  6. http://torrentfreak.com/metallica-frontman-pirates-his-own-album-090305/ and for hilarity:
  7. putting way too much thought into this. take 1 cat, attach 1 slice of toast, buttered side up, drop off table. if done correctly, cat/toast combo should hover approximately .5 meters off the ground, rotating counter clockwise
  8. Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets ----------- A proton walks into a bar and yells "I just saw jesus!" Bartender, curious, asks "are you sure?" "i'm positive!" ----------- A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender says "for you, no charge" ----------- A proctologist, bored one day, decided to take up Harley Davidson repair classes. He's doing rather well, and the final exam is coming up, in which each student must be able to build a v-twin and have it fired up and running. The doctor does a good job, engine's within tolerances, fires up with no issues or leaks. The instructor comes up to him and says "you've aced the class, I give you an A+" Puzzled, the doc asks "why an A+? I did it just like everyone else, got the engine running..." To which the instructor replies "yes, but I've never seen anyone build an engine through a tailpipe" ---------------- A famous heart surgeon has passed, and his friends, family, colleagues, and patients he's saved over the years are gathered at the funeral. As a tribute to the work he's done to help others, his casket is slowly being carried through a giant heart made of flowers. In a touching moment, everyone is crying, except one guy who starts laughing uncontrollably. "Why are you laughing?" he's asked by someone standing next to him. "The man just died, he's a hero to many" To which the guy laughing replies "I just thought of how funny it would be having my casket going through the same process at my funeral" "why?" "I'm a ob/gyn"
  9. I'd also like to get this info, as I'm about to rebuilt mine as well. Same scenario
  10. I wonder if hte same thing was said about Z cars by Mustang owners...
  11. here's how I mounted mine: to the aluminum brackets and some creating dremeling of hte shroud
  12. oh, and intercooler, waterpump, alt, oil cooler, etc too. and piping for a Z, no body mods required.
  13. yeah, i'm 60-70% serious, but only if someone offers me a nice deal on everything, and I have a LOT of crap to have a complete solid build. obviously, i didn't include everything, and forgot to mention t04s turbo that's set up for mid-range power (.7 a/r cold, .84 a/r hot, p-trim, split housing). Not to mention custom fabbed front crossmember and mount, front housing for the engine, relocated oil pickup and pan. I just want to get an LS1/t56 to have the damn thing running already. if you're really interested, I'll draw up a list of everything I have for the car, and condition (new or used) it's in.
  14. if you want a rotary, i'll sell you the whole shebang - mount kit, trans crossmember, front plate, 13b-re motor, turbo 2 tranny, new act clutch, 12lb flywheel, hks bov, tial 46mm waste gate, exhaust manifold, microtech ecu, everything fabricated to go into a Z. whole set you just have to put finishing touches on it. literally, everything but you have to buy the whole thing.
  15. also, the best part of hte info was left out. the wire was fwapping all over the place, and eventually put a gash in hte fuel tank. the only way the owner figured out there was a problem is when he ran out of gas
  16. guess it's a while until the turbo spools...
  17. you shouldn't be spraying starter fluid into an EFI motor anyway do plug check, sniff plug and see if it smells like coolant if you can't see it. check radiator and see if there's any oil floating in the coolant. any CELs going off?
  18. it's not bad at all if you remove teh wing.
  19. doc, seriously... internet makes teh world a very small place, you do NOT want her lawyers to be able to use this thread against you. It has been done in hte past, please remove it for your own sake!
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