Coming home tonight, an ******* in a Lexus is tailgating me. It's a 2 lane (each way) road, speedlimit is 35. I'm doing 40 in the right (slow) lane. Guy next to me is doing about the same.
The asian guy in the lexus is getting excessively impatient because he wants to go faster. I'm in the slow lane, in a new car, I have no particular desire to exceed the limit I know cops set traps on frequently.
Now he starts tailgating me so close I can see wrinkles on his face. At this point I can see him yelling and flipping me off as he attempts to jump lane to lane, and then back behind me.
Lo and behold, he does not see the cop coming the other way. Or if he does, he ignores the cop. The cop, however, does not ignore him. He proceeds to flip a bitch over the railroad tracks and median, do a mini dorifto and pull the guy over right behind me! I stopped at the next light, and saw the extremely unhappy cop get out of the car.
Vindication!