I am tired of Craigslist lowballers and poor email etiquette. So, instead of rant and rave (well, in addition to ranting and raving), I decided to strike back. Here is the setting: I posted my 80's style Supra rims on Craigslist for 200 dollars. Here is the email chain, copied word for word, in all of its glorious formatting:
Him:
will u take $150 for wheels
Me:
175 and you have a deal.
(After a week with no reply, I thought, what the hell, lets have some fun.)
Me:
How about 100?
Him (after less than an hour):
100 yea,let me get a #
Me:
Actually, I think that might be too much, can you do $50?
Him:
?????????so u want $50 for the rims.got any pic's.when can u meet up.where are u located
Me:
Nah man, I want $200. $50 per rim. They're like the craigslist picture, just four of them instead of one.
Him:
naw its cool,ur wheels aint worth 50each.i could piece it it at pick n pull for 20 each.for 200 i find a clean set with tires in craigslist ,good luck with ur sell......
Me:
Are you not from here? I'm having a hard time understanding what you are saying.
Him:
i was driving and emailing u at the same time.i said,good luck with ur sell....cause i wont pay $50 for 1 wheel.the way they look on the pic's.because someone has another set of 5 with tires on craigslist for a good deal.don't get mad tho.....u were the one saying $175 then $100 then $50....read ur email correct.but thanks anyways.
Me:
No, I was just commenting on your poor use of grammar and punctuation. I'll go ahead and lay it out for you... I thought it was funny that you first lowballed me for 150, and when I said 175, you didn't email me back, go figure. I figured you were a typical craigslist lowballer, I thought I would **** with you and ask if you would do 100... who lowballs themselves? Funny, because you responded, accepting 100. So, why not lower it to 50 total? I mean, who am I to actually want my asking price? I mean, the wheels CAN'T POSSIBLY be worth what I'm asking, why would I expect to get what I think they are worth??! Funny how you were quick to bite on my obviously disingenuous offers of even less than what you offered me in the first place. We all had a good laugh over here, though. Thanks!