johnc Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 No comment other then they are both idiots. Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy EncounterBy MATTHEW STABLEY Updated 2:57 PM EDT, Wed, Mar 11, 2009 Related Topics:St. Mary's County | TheBayNet.com A southern Maryland woman was hospitalized after her partner attached a sex toy to a power tool. LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget. Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported. The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office. The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries. Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxilary Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 if we luck out, darwin will prevail and they won't reproduce. reminds me of the time a woman and her husband decided to get drunk faster by draining a wine bottle into the man's rectum, since the lining absobs alcohol much faster....and resulted in death from alcohol poisoning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikelly Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 So they were to cheap to opt for the 35CC two stroke model, ey'? Nice... Ugh... Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSM Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 At least they were keeping it on the "cutting Edge" in the bedroom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
datsun723 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Wow...that's hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCalJack Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 if we luck out, darwin will prevail and they won't reproduce. I couldnt agree more. If she hadnt survived, she would have been a good candidate for the '09 Darwin Award. A good way to waste a work day : www.darwinawards.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony D Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 How sad... she must have been used to that type of 'short stroke', no wonder they resorted to such experimentation. If you're into short-strokin' everyone knows a Rodac is what you use, anyway... Sabre Saw, what foolishness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(goldfish) Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 I was like not a bad idea Until the part of leaving the blade in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S30TRBO Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Lord, I knew that link would make it on here someday. Lucky I'm an import and not a SMIB. Want more proof a SMIB exists: http://members.fortunecity.com/mdchat/smib.html http://dcregistry.com/users/calvert/page1.html http://forums.somd.com/life-southern-maryland/51035-smib-southern-maryland-saint-mary-s.html Side note: Many residents are NOT SMIB's! I am one of them dern it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RB26powered74zcar Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 I'd hate to have to keep that cun* satisfied..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSM Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 i'd hate to have to keep that cun* satisfied..... lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughdogz Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 ...not as successful as their first attempt... Roto-hammer in the arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony D Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Rodac, I'm telling you Rodac.... Or a Leyner Drill.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S30TRBO Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 This happened back in March and the "locals" are still talking about it. Funny stuff if you have time to waste. http://forums.somd.com/life-southern-maryland/172289-sex-gone-bad.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeZ Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 One of my nurses who worked ER said this is not unusual. Women and men come to ER with all kinds of objects stuck in different orifices. The only thing that bothers me is how many are uninsured with the tax payers have to pick up the tab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerryb Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Creative in a Hybridz kind of way.......more powerful, faster and a tad dangerous if handled carelessly! ................... just gives me horrible shivers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikelly Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Oh Come on Jerry, admit it, in the grey matter in your noggin' you're thinking "HOTDAM, THREEWAY!!!! I'm THERE!!!" Creative in a Hybridz kind of way.......more powerful, faster and a tad dangerous if handled carelessly! ................... just gives me horrible shivers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerryb Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 No comment. Oh Come on Jerry, admit it, in the grey matter in your noggin' you're thinking "HOTDAM, THREEWAY!!!! I'm THERE!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony D Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 Leyner Drill... Designed for operation by a two-man crew in near total darkness... I'm tellin' ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerryb Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 I just saw a commercial on this safer alternative..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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