One can often hear drivers commenting that there car’s do not have
enough “Poopâ€
“Poop†is used as a constant or benchmark. Engines begin life with
a certain amount of “Poop†This is by design.
“Oomph†is additional power over stock “Poopâ€, “Oomph†is desirable.
One will often hear drivers commenting that they need more “oomphâ€
obviously not satisfied with the amount of “Poop†they have.
We now have to ad the Whoopee†factor, often drivers are heard
vocally expressing “Whoopee!!†when they have satisfactorily
increased the “Oomphâ€
Using dreamers formula, we can determine the amount of “Oomphâ€
necessary to increase “Poop†and provide a satisfactory “Whoopeeâ€
All “Oomph†calculation results are expressed in “Smile†units
Note, this is a vicious cycle, after a few runs, “Oomph†turns to “Poopâ€
and you'll have to recalculate the “Whoopee†using a higher value in
order to maintain adequate “Oomph†to keep the “Smile†value positive
in order to vocally express “Whoopeeâ€
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