Wait, when did I become betrothed?
Women are an expensive habit to feed. So are Datsuns. I currently chose the latter, they're easier to handle.
And Paul, may God have mercy on your soul. No man should ever have to father a woman through the years of 13-25, much less multiple at the same time. The only reason I'd ever want to be a father of a lil girl is so I could mess with their boyfriends.
I mean, moving in with Paul would mean that I could finish ramming a big german motor in a little Japanese car, but then again I'd be drowned in estrogen and progesterone. I'd also be the only 3-pointed star fan in a stable full of roundel owners. I'd most certainly be killed.