You really had to say that didn't you! Now I have a sore side from laughing so hard as you reminded me of an incident in my youth...
I was in the Cadets (sort of like your US JROTC, teenagers to young to enlist running around on army reservations with assault rifles and camo while army NCOs bark orders) while at high school, and one week excercise camp was on a farm off in the rural ***-wops. We had a full-day full packs forced march one day. Nearign the end with no more than a half hour back to base to knock off and rest at last, the squads hyperactive little ass (you know the sort, more pep and go than road-runner on meth, less brains than Wyle E Coyote in a drunken coma) came running back to the main squad from where he had been reconnitering out ahead. "Hey Corp, theres a fence up front, how do I tell it's electric, it looks electric" blah blah blah...
The sarcastic response from the tired, cranky and footsore cadet corporal in charge of the squad (both corp and hyper were city boys, neither actually Knew what a bull strength fence does!) "Piss on it! you'll soon know!"
The poor brainless hyperactive git was still on the ground when we reached him...
Escuse me, I have to go lie down... laughing this hard is not good!