Ok, roger, I don't think being around here for 5 months qualifies you as "been around for a while". Just because you have a z doesn't make you an "ol' timer". Secondly Moby punctuated the line with "ha ha ha" so clearly it was a joke. Thirdly, have you read the rules like this one.
12. Don't make personal attacks if someone disagrees with you, and don't take advice given personally. Typed text has no intonation, or expression and the members on this board sometimes come off as being rude, or impolite. Generally this is not the case, so please be a little thick skinned when advice is given that you may not agree with.
Your post was clearly something that you should have written in a PM. Moby has given you sound advice, whether you take it or not is up to you. However with your response you might find that others, including moby, may not help you next time you ask a question.
Any time any member can find what your asking for by searching, expect to get some flak at the very least and your thread tool shedded for "lack of using the search function".