buZy Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 So I had dinner with a good friend and his wife and her single girlfriend last night. Her friend who's name I won't mention was all over me, hotter than hell, great career, no kids etc. I'm like yes! Finally! A Real woman! We are outdoors, barbeque, fire on great spring night having fun. My friends like take her for a ride in the Z. She's like yes, let's go, I love your car. Off we go. Ok guys a hottie in your Z you gotta be queer or something if you don't slam her back in the seat with some rpms. 1st 2nd 3rd, a bit of cabin smoke, country roads no traffic low speeds totally safe etc. No big deal right. Hell I didnt even fully drop the hammer. She flips out! Starts yelling calling me dangerous, a baby killer and how is this car should not be legal. Being the gentleman I refrain from comment, turn right around and idle back to the party. Later i'm like whats her deal man? My buddy just laughed and said told you she was nuts. Yea her loss but i'm bummed maybe I scared her ruined it but on the other hand I found out right away her true colors. Classic beotch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrumpetRhapsody Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Ha, good grief. What did she think you meant by "a ride". It's a sports car... duh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juarez88 Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Kind of sounds like you missed your time to go in on her in some 1v1 ride time. Did you let her know that you were going to give her a taste of the speed? If you didn't you probably caught her off guard big time and threw off the mood. Also, 1/2 throttle on a high hp car is like full throttle on a every day commuter car. If she was that gorgeous and great, get her back in the car and pull out the suave card and be gentle. Of course all this I just type could be irrelevant if you let her know what you were planning on doing. P.S why a baby killer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Challenger Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Everytime you get to half throttle a baby dies.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrumpetRhapsody Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Is that like everytime a bell rings... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mario_82_ZXT Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Every girl I've taken in my Z (some back when it was NA, others now turbo'd) loved it!!! Oh man, especially if we cruised by downtown, they just loved all the stares. I had one tell me that it felt faster then her friend's z32tt... Mario Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoNkEyT88 Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Flipping out because a cars fast? She'd have to be pretty hot to make me change my ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedEvilrps13 Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 last time someone started screaming while i was driving (yeah it was a female), i put my S13 into a drift in an empty parking lot, then followed it by a nice burnout. the whole time she kept swearing, and i was like "i'm sorry i cant hear you over the exhaust!" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA but yeah. when people like her complain about sports cars, a baby dies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proxlamus© Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 ha.. "baby killer". thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZDrifter Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 My ex didnt care for my car at all. Tried to explain to her what it all meant but the only thing she cared about was shopping. Im glad Im done with her haha. The ex I had before that loved the car, she still calls me up and wants to go for rides and every other girl I have given rides to loves the car. You definitly get attention when you take off next to someone and they hear a turbo spooling when they know its an older car. I love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Purple240zt Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 You shoulda told her that you had to kill the babies before you ate them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggyZ Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 For real... what does she think he is? A barbarian? You shoulda told her that you had to kill the babies before you ate them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillZ260 Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 I guess it really all depends on where she is on Barney's Hot/Crazy Threshold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slow_Old_Car Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 sounds like ya might have jumped the gun. you start the drive w/ small talk feeling her opinions out on cars in general. if her answers come back as being good for a possible "car chick", then you bait a question about the fastest thing she's ever been in. this lead's to the proposal of "so how does this strike you then" and THAT is when you drop the hammer, weather and area permitting, in a fashion which produces a bit of tail swag, then brutal acceleration. and the true masters will try to time all of this, to have that one moment of hammer down action, occur as they pass by somthing ALOT more expensive looking to sweeten the pot some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gollum Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Yea, if she's not a real car chick then she might have had NO CLUE as to what she was getting into by "going for a ride". Still though, even if he'd played his cards right and kept the car to 1/4 throttle she probably would have still been kinda against the car in the long run. Better to get her exreme opinions out first. Sure like slow old car displayed, there's better ways sometimes. But I personally feel that in THIS particular case there probably wasn't much else to do. Now, if she'd really liked it instead, then you'd probably have a hard time ever getting rid of her, as she would have been perfect. And do perfect women really exist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six_Shooter Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 LOLz. I've been in similar situations. I remember tuning a customers car, back a few years ago when I was first getting into tuning, took the car out for a drive at night, with the GF in the passenger seat. Drove out and around making sure everything looked good, then let the hammer drop, the car definatly wasn't the quickets I had been in, but it was teh quickets she had been in with the hammer dropped. Car was swaying a little and had to corrective steer, I think that's what got her the most. She almost freaked out, and said that she'd never want to be in a car doing that again..... Now after doing the manual tranny swap on the 240 and telling her how hard the clutch grabs, she wants to go for a ride, I think I've been able to show her that quick acceleration is fun. She also wants to learn how to drive stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezer Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Baby killer? Sure she wasn't knocked up before you met her? As soon as you think you've got something figured out about women, they will let you know you don't. How well did your sincere apology go over? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSM Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 I’m sure you all know this, but you must recognize that men and women see things totally differently. I can rarely convince my wife of my views, but she deals with it and vice versa. Were just different people. I think the key is realizing you can’t change anyone, male or female. If you want to be together you must accept them for who they are or move on. To me, I think there is more positives about the girl you mentioned then negatives. It’s good to have hobbies together, but it is also great to have your own. I still laugh at what my neighbor said to me before he moved away, “…I’d be gay if it wasn’t for the sex.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amorfin Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 I think she meant you killed the baby that might had happened that night if you had been gentle on the throttle.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m1noel Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Yeah, I went out with her, too. Once, about 20+ years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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