... sorry dude, I don't know if you've seen housing prices in california, but what you can get in alabama for $400,000 will barely get you a decent townhouse/condo here.
To the other suggesting pranks and such... why am I being laid back and complacent about it right now? Because I'm too old and too paranoid to be making enemies. I've pulled stupid stunts before, like spraying muriatic acid on a car, etc.
As I've mentioned, I have nothing against pot or pot smokers, just like cigarette smokers. Just do it where it doesn't bother me or others. If you're gonna toke up, just hotbox your apartment or something.
Funny story. In california, by law you cannot smoke indoors unless it's your own house/apartment. This goes for apartment hallways, etc. A year ago I was doing laundry, and this indian dude is standing in the apartment hallway by a window, right under a 'no smoking' sign, puffing away on a Marlboro. I look at him, look at the sign. He takes a drag, and says "Oh, that sign doesn't mean anything." To which I replied "clearly not. I'm glad my lungs agree with you"