Our neightborhood is pretty awsome now by comparison. We use to have monthly drive bys, no biggie.
The best was our house getting egged and then a car window shot at, all because my sister is a teacher! And not a single teacher got to flunk a student that semester because of the aministration (it makes the school look good on paper).
Ok, i'll contribute my list of things.
1. When your lawnmower walks off in the middle of the night... from your backyard.
2. When the neighbor down the street waves to you while mowing his lawn...
3. When mower is thus returned the next night... ^
4. When neighbors have a shoot out over a tyson fight.
5. When a cop stops at a house with a guy working on his car, and the cop busts out his tool kit.
6. When the won't go after a thief that's within eyeshot.
7. When there's grass growing inside the house.
8. When the cops show up and take the 'grass' away but just park up the street.
9. Your neighbors dog gets killed via gun shot.... buy swat.
10. Your neighbot painted his own car... with house paint.
11. If the local bums have gold teeth caps.
12. If kids on motorised scooters are faster than your car...
13. If kid on motorised scooter kills himself, without hitting anything.
14. If neighbors complain because your party didn't leave them room for them to get out of thier driveway at 2am.
15. If a guy walking the street with bloody pants look at you and says "bloody nose yo."
Yea, my area is so much better now though. I can't remember the last time I actually heard about anything bad going down in my area. Lots of rich people moving in from out of state since the real estate market jumped.