I think C&D proved you wrong on that one back in the 70s. I know I've seen the article online somewhere, I looked but couldn't find it. Hopefully someone will point us to a link. If I recall they put a spook and a spoiler of their own construction on the car and lowered drag, increased downforce, and gained mpg.
Grim, your gurneys in front of the wheels can be seen on the new Z06 Vette. Splitters are known to work, although exactly what downforce you'll get from yours depends on the design and the car.
I wouldn't do an intake scoop on one side and an exit on the other. I'd do exits on both sides and then put the intake in the cowl or in the rad core support.
The vents in the cowl aren't significantly affecting the high pressure stagnant area in front of the cowl if the fresh air vents in the car are closed. By using some of the pressure to move air whether it be into the engine or passenger compartment I think you'll see increased flow over the windshield.
I think the goal for most of us is going to be to increase downforce at the expense of drag, unless you're Tony D and going for a land speed record.