johnc Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 Gives a whole new meaning to a dickhead driver: http://jalopnik.com/5380680/15m-russian-suv-features-diamonds-whale-penis-leather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMortensen Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 I wonder if the seats are all wrinkly before you turn the car on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxilary Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 I don't know, just seems extremely cocky to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnc Posted October 13, 2009 Author Share Posted October 13, 2009 I think "Corinthian" means whale penis in Spanish. Why else would Ricardo Montalban make such a big deal about the leather in a crappy Chrysler? "I know my own needs..." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIL3fbGbU2o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnc Posted October 13, 2009 Author Share Posted October 13, 2009 (edited) The Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition also comes in a Kosher model. Its called the Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Circumcised Edition. EDIT: I'll probably have to close this thread in a while given the direction its going (blame me). Edited October 13, 2009 by johnc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Project Z Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 Actually, Dork means a Whale's Penis. I wouldn't want to sport Dorky leather lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxilary Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 john, don't be a prick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony D Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Man, leave for a little while and this pops up? But a nice spunky conversation going on... Soon all the excitement will cease, and it will shrink back into the shadows... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerryb Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 LOL...Whale penis leather interior...what a knob! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bschiltz Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 I hope it's not like the new Cadillacs... When I turn that car on, I don't want it to return the favor :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 I hope it's not like the new Cadillacs... When I turn that car on, I don't want it to return the favor :| Sooo, does that mean you're turned on by whale penis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cygnusx1 Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Not a bad upholstery material if you want to pick up whales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxilary Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 haha, you guys are a bunch of dorks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrett76Zt Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 So is this gonna be like that whole scandal where they de-fin sharks for sharkfin soup?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh817 Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Guys lets get real here, why don't we all ask John what he was searching for when he found an article about whale penis leather. What I'm saying is... this may be John's way of telling us something that has been heavy on his chest for a while. Shame on you John. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoov100 Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 but you forgot the good part... And' date=' of course, of course -THREE BOTTLES OF World Most Expensive Vodka - RussoBaltique Vodka, drink edition, same as in the RussoBaltique car when it visited Monaco at 1912.[/quote'] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostmonkey Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Must be sperm whales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnc Posted October 14, 2009 Author Share Posted October 14, 2009 this may be John's way of telling us something that has been heavy on his chest for a while. Its only heavy on my chest when I'm laying on my back. I was just doing some size comparisons and found that I'm hung like a Beluga whale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh817 Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Its only heavy on my chest when I'm laying on my back. I was just doing some size comparisons and found that I'm hung like a Beluga whale. Dude! I was going to add that in "and I'm not talking about a whale penis" You read my mind John, you really are the forum god. :hail::hail: But seriously have you ever seen that picture of the whale being lifted up by a crane... and guess whats drooping down. I saw various renditions of the picture, one had text that says "Every time a (whatever species) whale mates it releases 400 gallons of semen, only 40 of those gallons make it to its mate." EDIT: Its been found Thats a big dork. I'm sure you can make many Russian truck interiors out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wax Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Who ever looked at a whale penis and said wow we can make that into a car seat Im not homophobic but really sitting in a chair skin to skin with another creatures penis just isnt doing it for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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