As some of you know i run a laundry mat, a few years ago i was fixing a jammed candy machine. A 9 year kid walks in, puts his clothes in the dryer and starts playing with the coin return on the candy machine. Then as i was about to get to the machine all the clogged change came out. I tell the kid the same thing "I tell him "that's not your money, please give it back to me." Of course he tells me the same thing too (him): no, I found it, finder's keepers. So what am i going to do beat up a 9 year old? I let it fly and make sure the machine works, then as i was going back to my office to clean up i notice he had dollar bills rolling around his dryer. So I said " Heyyy lookee here," i got a total of seven dollars out of his dryer. Of course he started telling me that the money was his and so i basically told him " no, I found it, finder's keepers" So i told him you give me my money back and ill give you yours. The problem was the fat little F*#k already bought two candy bars and ate the them. So he told on his mom, i told the mom what happened, she slapped him on the back of his head and told him off. Then i gave the money back to the mom behind his back to teach him a lesson. After that when the kid even found a nickel on the floor he would let me know about it.