so. a little story i read from another user on a forum i used to frequent.
He had parked his car in a spot with a car on the left, and an empty spot on the right. As he got out of the car, an obese lady on her cellphone decides to park in the empty parking spot to the right of his car. She paid no attention to him, so she did not see what he looked like.
As she's blabbing on her phone, he nonchalantly walks to the mall side entrance, turning back ever so often to see if she's going to slam her door on his car.
Lucky him (or not). As he waited for her to open the door (by this time he was near the entrance, having a smoke) he saw her and her fat ass KNOCK his door with the edge of her door MULTIPLE times to get out of the car, and then proceeded to do the same thing with her rear-driver side door to get her purse.
Upon witnessing her ignorance to other peoples belonging, and seeing her vandalize his car with her fat ass, he slowly walked back to the car after she had passed him to get into the mall. He walked VERY slowly to give her time to do her penguin-waddle through the doors and down the first hall of store fronts.
He then went to her car and kicked both of her mirrors off her car, left hanging. And parked in the next row over...
Lesson to be learned here, folks. I know some of us do it to piss people off, or because we're just males. But lets be gentlemen, not boys.
And there's a new rule apparently. Park beside an expensive car so that anyone looking to vandalize or steal your car sees the more expensive one just less than a foot away. I don't see that one working either.