Joe Dirt Counterman @ Billy Bob's auto repair:
"Your Triumph Spitfire won't pass inspection because the catalytic converter has been removed and replaced with a straight piece of pipe."
Me:
"No, the exhaust system is all stock and original, the catalytic converter is there, look inside the engine compartment, bolted to the manifold."
JD:
"Oh. Well, it still failed inspection because your horn isn't loud enough." "And when you come to pick it up, bring a couple of new lug nuts because we stripped yours off with the impact gun and we don't have any that will fit your car."
<bang> (hang up phone)
Me:
"Knuckle dragging, toothless, feces-for-brains was playing Johnny NASCAR pit crew today"
My Wife:
"Please stop kicking the wall and go get your car."