It runs.
So, today I changed the oil, filled the tank, and filled the radiator. Tried to start it, and we didn't fuel. This is because the hardline that goes under the car, the only one I haven't replaced, is bad. Currently have a line going from the pump, through a rust hole in the spare wheel well through the passenger compartment, and through the firewall. Try again, and it does fire. Got it running for a bit, shut it off to recheck the fluids, and there's a pool of oil on the floor. When I changed the oil filter, the old gasket stuck to the block... remove spare gasket, reinstall filter, problem solved. Finally, the rear brakes need work. Left one was stuck, and the right one is clearly leaking. There are no rear brakes, at all.
Lastly, when I pulled in the garage, I noticed two wires on the floor, one with a freshly cut connection... turns out it was from the headlight that was in my spare fender. Bummer, but oh well.